am I buff yet?

I wonder if standing on two feet for 5 hours straight counts as a workout. It hurts now as much as post-workout legs and back would hurt, and it took 3 times as long.

My mom said "no".

I wonder if she's abbreviating "no fun", because that would be a very true statement that I would like someone else to acknowledge. Doing that was "no fun".

I suspect it also means I toned "no" muscle. But don't tell me that, please. I'll just look at my calves tomorrow, and if they aren't looking like Olivia Wilde's legs (hawt), I'll be hurt enough.


in other news:
I also realized I shouldn't have the tag "sad". Because it's on most (if not all) of the posts anyway. But I'll keep it to remind myself of what my life is really made up of (repetitive tags).