The worst

I had to buy crickets today to feed Frank the gecko. Crickets are possibly the grossest things ever. When you're holding the plastic bag filled with them, you can feel the little vibrations of them jumping around, trying to get out of their clear holding cell. Which they probably don't know is a holding cell, because they are really, really dumb. Because they're bugs. They crawl all over each other, and it kinda looks like what you would imagine a bug orgy would be. And, when you finally put them in Frank's cage to end their miserable lives, they just limp (because 1/3 of their legs have been eaten or crushed off by their peers) towards frank, in a sporadic suicide march. Stupid, horrible bugs.