Self-diagnosis

mom: I need a back rub
bangbang: Mom, you've been in bed for two days. I keep giving you back rubs, they aren't helping.
m: something's wrong with me.
b: no there isn't, want me to web MD you?
m: already did. Leukemia.
b: seriously?
m: yes. Apparently a flu without a sore throat or puking means cancer.
b: web MD sucks.
m: Yes. Come give me a backrub. I'm going to die.