much appreciated.

Thank you, Jersey Schorr, for this glorious suggestion:

http://www.snacksandshit.com/

It describes itself as such:

This blog is about rap and hip-hop lyrics that are absolutely absurd, ludicrous, nonsensical, ridiculous, basic, basically stupid, basically bad, basically basic, or preposterous. We also take some lines and examine them literally.

Do it.

A particularly personally touching piece:

"Now we in the penthouse. They in the lobby. Gucci frames on. I don't see nobody."

Red Cafe: "Where the fuck is Damon?"
Damon: "Dude, I am Damon. We've been talking for 20 minutes. Take your sunglasses off you fuckin' dork."

Filed under: Trying so hard to look cool but you're just affecting your eyesight

I remember writing about how horrible and awful and terrible wearing sunglasses at night is. It makes me so happy that they see what I see.