Paranoia

Sequence of Events:

1. Came home pretty high at 1 am
2. Went upstairs, put the dog in my parent's room
3. Fell asleep in only underwear
4. At 3:30 am, dog started barking
5. Went downstairs (in only underwear), let him outside
6. Realized I didn't set the alarm or lock the door when I went to bed at 1, and realized that there could be someone in the house
7. Let dog back in, went upstairs, and tried to listen for the rapist/murderer that must have been hiding in my house
8. Imagination got progressively more scary, ending in my imagining myself having my throat slit on the roof
9. Freeeaaaaked out, texted wonderful boyfriend
10. Locked the doors, drove 25 minutes, and fell asleep in boyfriend's bed at 4:30 am.