Monday, July 13

Observed Tendency

my friend and I noted something the other day:
skinny people
(not thin, fit, or normal people, as broad categories. They put some effort into their appearance, and wouldn't stop at clothing selection. Just naturally thin people tend to have this problem, as a whole)

dress badly, and it's frustrating.

It's the worst thing to see. You were blessed with a fast metabolism, and have no need to work out. You can wear literally whatever you want, and not look like a blimp. Why do you shop exclusively at hollister and abercrombie? Don't you feel at least a little pathetic shopping alongside 11-year-olds and their mothers? As a consequence, you wind up looking like one. If you are going to spend too much money in a chain clothing store, and look like everyone else, at least go to a place that is flattering, interesting, and doesn't smell overwhelmingly like "little whore" perfume every time you walk in. Try JCrew, American Apparel or Anthropologie.

make the normal sized people a little less angry at you.

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