recent developments that have made my life significantly more difficult:
- my twin has reemerged
- my eyeball is red and hurty
- my cat cries and bites me at 4 am
- my closest coworker quit, which coincided with rise in camp enrollment
- my pinapple-filled tupperware opened in my backpack- gwoss
- I have learned about Monsters Inside Me, but cannot find a place to watch it
- my paycheck is far too small
- I still don't look like Olivia Wilde
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