Saturday, September 5

uni-be-gone!

my friend is going to "thread" my eyebrows tomorrow. Like plucking, but way cooler, and she says it won't hurt as much. Pain is enough for me to keep up my bushy eyebrow look (hence the bushiness now).

As an RA, I have been most unhelpful. Every question the freshman ask, my friends either have to answer, or, if they're not available to do my job for me, I have the residents call campus safety. For everything. And I can't give directions to anything ever. I'm getting paid money for making negative impact on these freshman.

also, the freshman girls are SO GOOD LOOKING. This school is absurd. There should be a ranking for hottest college. I am the person the admissions people accepted so that others would be reminded of what "average" looks like, so as to not take the hottness for granted. I accept my role proudly. Luckily, I'm not as stupid as the freshman. 3 were sent to the hospital last night for alcohol poisoning (the same day they moved in). Soooo classy

I bought my books today, and took a look through the sociology 101 shit. That subject is the epitome of bullshit. Everything about it is conjecture and nonsense.
I am considering it as a major.

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