some quotes of quotes from snacks and shit:
"R.I.P. to my muthafuckin mother".--> hilarious potential eulogy
"If you mad, I'm sorry and shit".---> my kind of apology.
tomorrow is my first day in sociology without my laptop. I might die."R.I.P. to my muthafuckin mother".--> hilarious potential eulogy
"If you mad, I'm sorry and shit".---> my kind of apology.
homework is the worst. especially drawing.
since when is "heterosexual" not a funny word?
why do sour watermelons make my tummy so angry but my mouth so happy?
New abmition!: to be a "surrogate mother" to animals. You just get baby exotic animals, and the zoo pays you to take care of them until they can be integrated into their zoo environment or set free. I've been watching animal planet, and every day at 11am, there's a show called "growing up (insert animal here)". Seals, bears, leopards, everything. It's amazing. Best job of all time.
New abmition!: to be a "surrogate mother" to animals. You just get baby exotic animals, and the zoo pays you to take care of them until they can be integrated into their zoo environment or set free. I've been watching animal planet, and every day at 11am, there's a show called "growing up (insert animal here)". Seals, bears, leopards, everything. It's amazing. Best job of all time.
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