nuts

mom and I came home form haircuts and grocery shopping, to find the little monster out of his cage, the blood on the floor, chairs knocked over and bags torn apart.

It was soon discovered that the source of the blood on the floor was the prince-dog's balls. testicles. nuts.

There were four little teeth marks.

....fucking little monster bit his balls!
And, to prove that the prince was as princely as we thought, the gremlin seemed unharmed. Even after having his balls bit, the prince would not harm the little one.

The Gaganess

She's nuts.


But I lurve her.

ruined it.

Sherlock Holmes
is House.

Watson
is Wilson

Crazy magical bad dude with logical explanation at the end
is super weird mystery disease with logical explanation at the end.


still love them both. Just wish there was some more separation between the two marvelous works of theater.

so sleepy

Home in 3 days. Naps with this guy await.

I'm starvin' marvin

"people who speak in metaphors deserve to shampoo my genitals"

Feeling shitty? Watch "as good as it gets", featuring Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt. His insults are so good you will want to punch through your screen to shake his hand. Also, Helen Hunt is hot. (bonus: rando "jewish couple"= Cuddy and Taub from House. Mo' jewish. And Cuddy is still hot as shit but with frizzy hair. Their appearance lasts for maybe 10 seconds. I couldn't get over it).

Feeling awesome and want a downer? Or, feeling down and want to know that things can, in fact, get worse? Watch "dear zachary" and cry the shit out of yourself. I thought I was going to die I was crying so hard. Worth it though. Your life seems so much better.

Want to have a reason to kill yourself? Watch "wild hogs". It's a doozy.

precautions.

After talking to someone, I realized that I am absolutely prepared for a zombie invasion. Only the kind involving the 28 Days Later zombies though. No super-strength or anything. And, with any luck, they wouldn't like sunlight. Otherwise getting around would be tough. But, I have bags and bags of nuts (walnuts, pistachio nuts, pecans and almonds), juice, water, craisins, candy, nature valley bars, caramel creams, sweet-tarts, and cookie dough. All I would ever need to survive, really.
I also have boots to wade through bodies with, all sorts of windbreakers and things to prevent contact with blood and other unwanted contaminants, and socks.
I maintain that the ultimate tool for survival is socks. Cold, wet, blistery or otherwise uncomfortable feet prevent mobility, which is essential in cases of zombie invasion. Although my only weapon is a field hockey stick, I think having socks will make confrontation avoidable.

I suggest you stock up on the aforementioned items (especially socks). Freshman and zombies have very similar qualities, especially on saturday nights and sunday mornings. These tools are helpful in every day contact with the youngest college class, as well as apocolyptic situations.

discovered:

wine = horrible hangover

wine bottles: very hard to open sans-cork-screw
Will Ferrel- even funnier when intoxicated

the week before finals

enormous flannel shirt, christmas music, vanilla candle, social psychology textbook, yellow stickie notes, instant coffee lacking milk, smelly feet (socks, perhaps?), laptop with gross buttons, leggings, dry contacts, procrastination

some nouns I'm pretty seriously involved with right now.

buh-rum-bum-bum-bum.

spotted:

all over facebook: "waa waa waa, I don't get to go home until thursday (friday, monday, etc.), waa waa".

stop whining, bitches.

I don't go home until the 23rd.


...suck my dick. I'll be whining about it for the next 2 weeks

the most wundaaful tiiiiiiiimmeee of the yeeeeeaaaaarrr

creepy and a little too peppy.
But oh-so christmasy.

better than santa.

In the past 24 hours
I have purchased
10/13 christmas presents.

secret fear:

that someone will steal my towel while I'm showering, leaving me naked and wet to fend for myself.

yikes

my feet smell really terrible.

best decision ever

Introduction
I walk into Ds room, and she begins telling me a story about this couple in her high school class who got married. Two years later, the girl posts a music video on her facebook saying "this is my life now".
We go to the music video, watch it, super-depressing, whatever.
THEN we look at the comments. Laughed out loud for most of them.

"great" idea
we take comments we saw (mine was from a T-swizzle-stick song comment) and make them our facebook statuses. We thought it was hilarious.

backlash
apparently, D's was a little to close to what's actually happening in the real-lifeness, so people thought hers was serious. Unfortunate. We immediately got concerned and pissed-off responses from friends and not-so-much-friends. Mine, hopefully, is obviously not me (I'm not 14, to start with). But, people called asking if my account was hacked into.

great experience overall.

highlight: "Yeah I play by ear. Thats all I play by because I taught myself how to play"

for now I'm watching SVU but...

It's coming.


...The week before finals where your teacher is a total dick and decides to give you a final exam before your final exam for that very same class. And, it's not just one teacher. It's most of them. So, this week you wait around, aware of the shit-tasticness that is about to make you want to drop out of school and work in Marshalls by the pet store by the REI by the dunkin-donuts. It's a sick working location. But, for now, you have nothing due, because your teachers all put their bullshit on the same day. And, 3 days after that day, you will begin exams.

and then you go home and eat yourself to death via chicken fingers and coffee milkshakes.

Turkey Day

Maple Pecan Pie
made by mama

The babies

Nuts. Someone spent way too much time and money on this tree