Tuesday, December 15

"people who speak in metaphors deserve to shampoo my genitals"

Feeling shitty? Watch "as good as it gets", featuring Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt. His insults are so good you will want to punch through your screen to shake his hand. Also, Helen Hunt is hot. (bonus: rando "jewish couple"= Cuddy and Taub from House. Mo' jewish. And Cuddy is still hot as shit but with frizzy hair. Their appearance lasts for maybe 10 seconds. I couldn't get over it).

Feeling awesome and want a downer? Or, feeling down and want to know that things can, in fact, get worse? Watch "dear zachary" and cry the shit out of yourself. I thought I was going to die I was crying so hard. Worth it though. Your life seems so much better.

Want to have a reason to kill yourself? Watch "wild hogs". It's a doozy.

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