After talking to someone, I realized that I am absolutely prepared for a zombie invasion. Only the kind involving the 28 Days Later zombies though. No super-strength or anything. And, with any luck, they wouldn't like sunlight. Otherwise getting around would be tough. But, I have bags and bags of nuts (walnuts, pistachio nuts, pecans and almonds), juice, water, craisins, candy, nature valley bars, caramel creams, sweet-tarts, and cookie dough. All I would ever need to survive, really.
I also have boots to wade through bodies with, all sorts of windbreakers and things to prevent contact with blood and other unwanted contaminants, and socks.
I maintain that the ultimate tool for survival is socks. Cold, wet, blistery or otherwise uncomfortable feet prevent mobility, which is essential in cases of zombie invasion. Although my only weapon is a field hockey stick, I think having socks will make confrontation avoidable.
I suggest you stock up on the aforementioned items (especially socks). Freshman and zombies have very similar qualities, especially on saturday nights and sunday mornings. These tools are helpful in every day contact with the youngest college class, as well as apocolyptic situations.
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