Monday, January 18

Some truth nuggets and a question

Banana bread is scrumptious
Naps are recreational, relaxing, sometimes necessary (often not), and invasive to social activity.
The kleptones are fun to listen to (hip-hopera)
Cheesecake is the fat, kinda smelly, king of desserts
Leotards make going to the bathroom a difficult obligation
I don't have any desire to take a political science class


Where are cat penises?
Some hypotheses from ginger and bearded:
  1. The penises are casualties in the war of neutering
  2. They are tucked into a kitty skin flap
  3. All cats have vajayjays
  4. The cat penis is a magical appendage which only comes out from it's invisibility charm to mate.

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