Tuesday, January 26

yeah right, SVU

Elliot Stabler would absolutely not have lasted more than three episodes worth of cases. He would be sued so fast and hard for the shit he pulls. Breaking into houses without warrants (frequently), physically abusing suspects (they try to account for this by having him receive a slap on the wrist once in a while. But not nearly often enough), and touching shit in the crime scenes with his big man-fingers.

I don't believe that shit for a second.

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