Alexa Chung

You are not funny

You have chicken legs (read: too fucking skinny, you should eat a cheese steak or two)

Your interviews with celebrities are awkward and often patronizing. Which is ironic, because you are unqualified to be doing anything at all, especially your job, and even theirs'.

... go find a McDonald's and eat its contents.

so sad

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the things we do

you look silly

You can purchase this doozy at Vicoria's Secret

on sale (surprise!) for a mere $13

wonderful.

do it!

I'm captain of a Relay for Life team.
fight cancer.
donate.

here.

no thank you

I don't need a whole episode about Cuddy.


no.
thank.
you.