and japanese food
Did you know your liver can regenerate?
Not even Oprah could ruin 'Life'. Shit was incredible.
Misconception: that the word "vagina" refers to the whole unit down there. Really, it's just the hole + cavity. "Vulva" is the thing you're usually referring to. Accuracy is impressive in daily discourse.
guilty pleasures (other than tricking myself into thinking these things I say are interesting):
- telling my parents about things I learn in sex class to see if they squirm or not (today's experiment had an affirmative effect. "did you know that guys literally get boners their whole lives? Even in utero". My boyfriend was sitting at the table. In retrospect, probably not a great idea.
- watching "he's just not that into you" a lot. Terrible screenwriting and acting. Great vagina (ha!) movie.
- re-reading harry potter books whenever I'm home. No schoolwork gets done. Just continued infatuation with an old-ass wizard. I would give anything to meet dumbledore.
- Drinking so much chocolate milk it makes me wanna puke. Yum
- Listening to NPR a whole lot.
My dog ate my cat's puke and puked. It was a really gross clean-up day for me.
George Castanza seems to label things as "the old switcheroo" frequently. It's confusing
I have eczema on my palms. They are itchy and clammy and disgusting a lot of the time. But I don't wanna put lotion on my hands because it makes it hard to use my iphone without making the screen greasy.
*yes, I went back and edited this. My views on health care are so uninteresting it's embarrassing.
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