Monday, April 26

fo drizzle

today on facebook, there was an ad for an umbrella... "fo drizzle"

today in my room, I choked on tea, coughed, and then threw up the tea. It was so weird.


This weekend was "spring weekend"
it was insane, but I hardly participated.
I was kind of a zombie, and my lungs are now suffering
there was some pretty awesome stuff
on the quad at 2pm on Saturday there were:
4 beer pong tables
a 4-story tall funnel
2 bean-bag toss drinking games (there's a name for it...)
3 dizzy-bat competitions
and so much weed.

I was mildly overwhelmed.

I am really looking forward to Robin Hood and Iron Man 2




I have yet to begin sewing, but have recieved so many supplies.
My laziness is astounding sometimes

I ate an entire bag of tostitos, accompanied by Salsa con Queso on tuesday
muy rico.

Wednesday, April 21

4:30

... in the morning.
That's when I woke up today, because I couldn't fall asleep after having the most insane dream ever:

I had three little sisters
and I was watching TV in my living room with
twin, boyfriend, and said sisters.
I became possessed
and slaughtered all of them mercilessly.
It was horrifying.
Bugs came out of their faces for some reason.

so now (7:00am), I am in the library, pretending to write a paper that I didn't write yesterday
even though it's due in... 7 hours.

Saturday, April 17

Fried Drag



Last night I went to a drag show. It was an excellent two hours. The lady gaga drag queen was the best thing that ever happened to me.


Except for the KFC Double Down, which I had for dinner tonight. It was also excellent. However, I can feel my blood thickening, and my fat cells expanding.
I highly recommend it.

Tuesday, April 13

Tuesday




On tuesdays I have one class and no work.
On tuesdays I watch movies with Yulez (today's film is Wall-e)
On tuesdays I only think about doing homework ahead of time
On tuesdays I sometimes shower
On tuesdays I hardly ever leave my room, except to get a grilled chizzle and french frizzles.


In other news:

Virginia is having a confederate history month. or war of northern aggression month. or something offensive and silly along those lines.

I might live in a freshman dorm for the 3rd year in a row next year

I have bumblebees in my room.



that is all.
Time to check the laundry and not shower

Saturday, April 10

Royale with Cheese

My shit is so incredible right now.

I watched pulp fiction today to celebrate the end of the most incredibly hellish week of my life.
What a reward. I could not have picked anything more wonderful.
My mind was taken places I had no idea it could go. It was funny, and gross, and kinda cute sometimes (blueberry pie!) and really fucking scary at others.


I have made the executive decision to not work at all this summer.
Exponentially better summer plan than last year's.


I am going to rome in the fall

the bottom of my feet are kinda peeling?
Weirdly satisfying.


I am no longer pink in the shoulders. (and by pink I mean purply-red)
No peeling there (yet)

I ate pepperoni pizza 2 hours ago.
WOW

I can get more than 5 hours of sleep tonight.
Thinking about my dirty sheets makes me a little bit sad, though
but... Once my head hits the pillow
blammy.

out


ALSO
I saw an amazing concert a week ago (graced by the company of a gray+pink lady).
front row (standing amidst loud, sweaty, slutty, drunk people)


GOT MY A MACHINES ON THE TABLE, GOT MY B MACHINES IN THE DRAWER
GOT MY A MACHINES ON THE TABLE, GOT MY B MACHINES IN THE DRAWER
GOT MY A MACHINES ON THE TABLE, GOT MY B MACHINES IN THE DRAWER
GOT MY A MACHINES ON THE TABLE, GOT MY B MACHINES IN THE DRAWER
GOT MY A MACHINES ON THE TABLE, GOT MY B MACHINES IN THE DRAWER