Why Philadelphia is infinitely better than Hartford
1. Grid vs. Random bullshit city layout with non-alternating one-way streets that make it impossible to get anywhere
2. Food. Although Hartfords local restaurants are kind of legit, Philadelphia has many more. And we have Reading Terminal Market and a Chinatown.
3. A large part of Philadelphia is not ghetto. The same can't be said of Hartford.
4. Disparity.
5. Our mayor may have bad teeth, but Hartfords was just convicted of embezzlement, extortion, and general shittiness.
6. Shopping: Moderate vs. None.
7. Parks: Philadelphia has many, and is friendly to dogs. Hartford has one, and it smells like homeless people. I'm pretty sure there aren't dogs in Connecticut.
8. Winter: 3 months vs. 6
9. Public Transportation: No subway, which means it's impossible to get anywhere, unless you take the bus that doesn't run on schedule at all. So you're most likely to be left standing helpless in the ghetto, as you wait for a bus full of homeless people to pick you up, being harassed by more homeless people and local high-schoolers that inherently hate you.
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